Pro tip for my Massachusetts friends: MOVE! GTFO! NEVER LOOK BACK! #winter
Fuckin A! RT @colleengreen420: Fuck U Frozen
Acromegaly youtu.be/T2TVN5QgHg8
Not that I would ever have a wedding, but if Maroon 5 "crashed" it, I'd be piiiiissed off.
Ban on foie gras overturned in California. Assholes rejoice. FUCK. THAT. SHIT
Reason number 1 out of 10,428 why I left Boston. pic.twitter.com/62dneNpPqh
My level of hate now extends to certain emojis. Never thought something as simple as "🙌" could annoy me, but here we are!
Sorry Black Mirror fans, but most of the episodes are heavy handed and cheesy! Like laughably bad.
2014 in review, for the assholes. instagram.com/p/xUciOlL4B7/
Perhaps next year I'll try and learn and/or do something instead of watching Seinfeld reruns.
No one has watched your facebook year in review video. NO ONE!
Have a lovely Xmas and don't buy into cruelty. No fur, no foie gras, & don't give pets as gifts. Visit a rescue centre in the new year :) Retweeted by Paul B. Cummings
I CAN'T believe there isn't a shitty stoner comedy about five friends called "High Five"
Great read. “@sepinwall: davidsimon.com/the-wire-in-hd/ David Simon’s okay with the HD transfer, but that’s not how the show was designed to be seen Retweeted by Paul B. Cummings
Time to hibernate till Star Wars comes out. No no, I'm not excited. I just can't deal with hearing about it for a whole year.
